This weekend, Mr. W and I were watching an episode of House Hunters International where a newlywed couple was searching for a rental house in Florence. As we drooled at the footage of the Duomo and Ponte Vecchio bridge, Mr. W suggested that we move to Italy temporarily. That maybe he could find a movie shooting over there to work on.
"But I wouldn't have any friends," I said. "I think I would have a hard time."
"I'll be your friend," he told me.
I laughed and waited for some sort of proof.
He turned to me and said in a higher voice than normal, "How was your last period? Did you get cramps like I did?"
Ah, men... Of course that's all we women talk about when we get together. Makeup and menstrual cycles. Just like they taught all of you guys in boys' finishing school. Such a simple species we womenfolk are...
I wish I could have been there just to hear Mr. W say the word period, in that context.
ReplyDeleteWhen we're not having pillow fights while wearing only our underwear, of course.
ReplyDeleteI would have died to hear Mr W say that. Ah hahahaha
ReplyDeleteIf you have a little time, you should look at this: http://www.haveninparis.com/. If anything, it provides good eye candy for that move to Italy, where you can talk PMS all day long! ha.
ReplyDeleteI tell Mr. Darcy all about my period to make him feel special. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHilarity! Don't they know we're really talking about how silly they are most of the time? :D
ReplyDeleteNo offense, but I think I'd rather talk to LesleyG.
ReplyDeleteLOL! well? did you have cramps like last time?
ReplyDeleteooops, I meant, "well? did you get cramps like Mr.W did"??? - - too funny
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